We don’t get very punk on this site very often, but sometimes the occasion calls for it, and what’s more punk than Christmas?

OK – maybe that isn’t the best way to start this post.

How about this?

You know what I think “Oh Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” needs? Some speed and some raw fucking rock, that’s what. Doesn’t everybody?

Alright, maybe that isn’t the best way either.

Truly, I’m confused how to start this post. So I’ll just say Santa Dick has some punk rock carolage for you today, thanks to mid-90s Louisiana punk band Hand Bob the Spoon. Sadly, the band is now defunct, though interested parties can still check out a branch-off of the band in the form of Heelsplitter, typically found busking here and there throughout the rust belt.

Hand Bob the Spoon – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen