Category: General Interest


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Full disclosure:  I had ambitions to write more about the August 17 My Morning Jacket show in Chicago.  I felt like I had 1500 words in me on the show and the experience.  Generally, I like the opportunity that the blog affords me to (in the words of Cousin Marty) organize the experience through writing.  Then I sat down to bang this one out. 

The show stands burning in my brain as a perfect event, almost too pristine to capture with something as ephemeral as an "internet blog post."  I saw one of the best bands in the world play an amazing set in a tremendous venue with two of my best friends in life.  I've got my memories of the experience locked down.  To a degree, I'm too selfish to share them.  It was a beautiful night.  If you were there, you know.  If you weren't, you're not going to wrap your brain around it from my 1500 words. 

Know these three things:  1) The coda to the first set (Smokin' from Shootin'>Run Thru>Touch Me Part Two>Lay Low) is probably the best thing I will ever see on a stage, 2) if Jim and the boys are within a ten hour radius of your house and you don't go, you're a sucker (I drove six hours; it was worth every ounce of gasoline), and 3) I'll be telling my kid about seeing MMJ live; he will be jealous that he was only six months old when I was in Chicago.

In related news, the next My Morning Jacket record is going to be really good.  "Circuital" is the truth. 

My Morning Jacket – Circuital, Live

On the new music front, I've got one that I've been sitting on for too long.  Efren's second record, Always Been a Bleeder dropped on my birthday and I've been grooving to the semi-muted, tightly-arranged, half-psych-folk of the five songs thereon since.  I like the vocals and I like the feel, the distinctly southern texture of the record.  Dudes are from Georgia; the record is composed of songs that sound like they were written deep in Yoknapatawpha County (Faulkner is Georgian, right?).  Of particular note is the stellar closer, the nine minute epic dirge "Rapids."  It's almost like Cotton Jones, but with a set of brass balls.  Good stuff all around.

Efren – Stay High

One more newbie in the batch today.  I got an email from Father/Daughter Records with this track from Brooklyn's Family Trees.  I listened to it once and then dropped eleven bucks on the seven inch.  I bought it for two reasons: 1) It is a great song, a little nugget of doo-wop nostalgia pumped through Malkmus's lo-fi machine with the mildest possible inde-sneer, and 2) I'm 85% certain that Family Trees are the next R.E.M.  If that turns out to be the case, I am putting my kid through college with this seven inch single.  There are only 400.  I'm considering buying the whole run to create demand in the market eighteen years from now. 

Family Trees – Dream Talkin'

Last up is video of the best song of the year.  Holy shit.  I love this record.  Suckers are opening for Menomena at the Beachland on September 27.  Since I've got Wild Smile and Mines as 1 and 1a on my list of favorite records of the year, it's safe to say that I'm pretty stoked.

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Lastly, you might be hearing less of me in this space over the next several months.  Fall semester starts on Monday and I'm teaching two classes and writing a dissertation.  Ye olde spare time is about to take a hit.  I'll be around, popping my head out of my doctorate hole from time to time.  But.  There will be Saturdays when you're on your own.  You'll tough it out.

Dick Perks: PVT Mixtape

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We tend to romanticize outdated technology.  I own a record player and a manual typewriter.  I use both on occasion (the record player, obviously, more than the typewriter).  Both are wildly outdated and inefficient.  Both make me feel like I'm accessing some more valuable and/or authentic form of commerce or lifestyle.  I also like using my grandmother's waffle iron, which has a fabric wrapped cord and is a fire hazard.  There are more efficient replacements for all three of these old things (an ipod, a computer and a non-life-threatening waffle iron, respectively), but I keep my old shit, because it makes me feel a connection to the past.  For much the same reason, people go to Amish country and live in railroad flats in Brooklyn (not at the same time).

But.  We don't romanticize everything that's lost the luster in newness.  There are used record stores, but there are no used Betamax video stores.  You can buy a manual lawnmower, but you can't buy a functional loom.  How does society decide what's a valuable nostalgic product and what's just junk?  Dunno.  I do know that the cassette tape is probably somewhere in the middle.  No tattooed indie ladies (or fellas) are going to immediately drop their expensive trousers if you break out your collection of classic cassette tapes.  (The clear argument is that those same hipsters would jump in the sack if you showed them your sealed 1972 vinyl copy of Harvest).  At the same time, they're not going to run out of the house like they would if you showed them your collection of vintage sickles.

The cassette tape appears to be somewhere between vinyl (the clear winner in cool points for outdated music recording technology) and the eight track (the kid with the limp in the same category).  I'd argue that there's also something of a cassette tape revival happening in the music world.  Bands like Cloud Nothings dig into the ears of their listeners for the first time on cassettes; Hometapes put out a sweet mixtape around Christmas last year; people still make High Fidelity references.  The cassette tape is hot.  I'm going to my parent's house this weekend to dig around for my Repo Man tape.  Gonna sell it on ebay for a million dollars.

All this to say that we have a sweet contest today.  Experimental-indie-popsters PVT want to give you a mixtape.  They made it themselves, just for you, because they love you.  All you have to do is send an electronic mail here.  We'll pick a winner at random  on Sunday and hope that they have a tape deck.

PVT just released Church With No Magic on Warp.  We love the ethereal soundscapes and brooding power.  It's a record that's got one foot in Eno and the other in your brain.  We can get behind that.  The mixtape in question for this contest was hand-crafted by the band, using a playlist that speaks to the soul of one of the new record's songs.  The track list (which does a nice job, I'd guess of rounding up some of PVT's influences); I would have guessed Portishead, but Elvis Costello was a surprise) and the song that inspired it are below.  Enjoy!  And enter!

In related news, you can snag Church With No Magic here.

Mixtape track listing:

The Damage Is Done – Cabaret Voltaire

LCC – Autechre

Machines Pt. 1 – Dabrye

White Ink – Deerhunter

Two Soldiers – David Byrne (Catherine Wheel)

Wave A White Flag – Elvis Costello

Puttin' It Down – Beck

Silence – Portishead

Corn Cob Dub/Jakob – Ghoul (from A Mouthful Of Gold)

Circle Of Friends – PVT

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We've written about AIDS Wolf before.  They're noisy and messy and dissonant and aggressive.  They have a new record out on Skin Graft, March to the Sea.  I'd hesitate to call "Teaching to Suffer" the lead single, in that it's two and a half minutes of the sonic equivalent of a cock fight, but it is awesome for it's energy and raw chutzpah.  I've argued before that AIDS Wolf works like deep trance music, to a degree, lulling the listener into a realization of patterns and concordance that aren't immediately apparent (maybe lulling is the wrong verb, but you get the gist).  AIDS Wolf is a three piece now and I think there's a certain economy to the new stuff, a slightly sleeker assault, if you will.  In any event, AIDS Wolf is the kind of band that warrants support.  They're cutting records and not giving a shit about your opinions of them (I think).  Skin Graft is advertising a US tour starting in September, but I can't find any dates yet.  If they come to Cleveland, I will get very excited.  This has to be amazing live.

AIDS Wolf – Teaching to Suffer

Eternal Summers is completely different from AIDS Wolf (it's a highly disparate Lazy Saturday).  Jaunty, slightly dirty, hooky, catchy pop rock.  It's like Lush crossed with Crocodiles minus one quarter of the distortion.  Good luck getting this one out of your head.  "Pogo" comes from the duo's debut, Silver, which you can grab in mid September.  If the rest of the record is as infectious as this quick hitter of bleached bliss, we're in for a treat.

Eternal Summers – Pogo

I'm posting two Furthur tracks today for four reasons:

1.) "Seven Hills of Gold" and "Muli Guli" feature lyrics from Robert Hunter.  It's been a while since Lesh and Weir smashed their jams to Hunter's words, so it's noteworthy.

2.) These songs are good.  If you didn't already know better, you'd think that they were recently uncovered late 70s gems, not new material.

3.) This is the only time in the history of the universe that AIDS Wolf and Furthur will share webspace.  That kind of synergy is exciting.

4.) It always pisses of Diamond Jim when I post stuff related to the Dead.  I like poking him.

Furthur – Seven Hills of Gold – Live, 2010

Furthur – Muli Guli – Live, 2010

We leave for Chicago on Monday.  The Cubs, the Chicago Vegetarian Diner, and (most critically) My Morning Jacket.  Let's get real for a minute: I just want to hear "Run Thru" live again.  They could play this 15 times in a row and I'd leave happy.  Full report on the show next weekend.  Enjoy.

My Morning Jacket – Run Thru – Live, 2008

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By popular demand, I am bringing back the Hodge Podge this week. I will not go so far as to say that it is back for good, but it is here again today. Partly because I would hate to let Brian down and partly because it seem the most efficient manner in which to post a few tracks that I have been meaning to get up for a while now. Let's get it on…

I've been sleeping on this Soars track for weeks now and I'm not really sure why. I totally dig the song as well as the folks who sent it to me, so I feel that is my TGIF-ly duty to send it off into the ether today. It is also worth mentioning that the Pennsylvania outfit will be playing their first ever NYC show tonight at Glasslands Gallery in Brooklyn. Unfortunately I cannot make it, but if any of you are reading this while finalizing your plans for the evening I would advocate checking them out. "Throw Yourself Apart" is big, lush, orchestral and spacey and I can't imagine a scenario in which it wouldn't rock live. Their record doesn't drop until October, but if you can get yourself to Glasslands tonight you can tell all your friends that you found them before they got huge. Here is the low down on the show; Soars plays at 9pm so don't be tardy to the party:

PopGun Presents…
How To Dress Well, Golden Filter, Secret Guest, SOARS
DATE: Friday, August 13th
TIME: Doors/Show at 9:00 pm
VENUE: Glasslands Gallery
VENUE ADDRESS: 289 Kent Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11211
SUBWAYS: Bedford Ave. [L Train], Marcy Ave. [J, M, Z train]

Soars – Throw Yourself Apart

I don't particularly care for instrumental music, but I do like Richard Swift. I also like it when a record label pulls off a cool concept. As such, I am applying the Meatloaf philosophy (you know, that whole two out of three thing) to Mr. Swift's latest project. It's part of Asthmatic Kitty's Library Catalog Music Series, in which a host of artists produce instrumental records that provide a soundtrack for the minutiae of life. The idea of packaging and selling elevator music to hipsters makes me chuckle, thus I approve. Swift's foray into the project is called Music for Paradise Armor, which sounds more romantic than it really is. To me it sounds a bit like a robot beating on a Congo drum in a bathroom with a dripping faucet. I guess all sorts of wild stuff was used to make this record, but I'm pretty sure I could record something similar using only the current contents of the junk drawer in my kitchen. Either way, it's interesting and certainly worth checking out.

Instruments of Science & Technology (Richard Swift) – Old Hanshakes

When considering the vault today, I was inspired by a conversation Kevin and I had last Saturday afternoon with a fellow music enthusiast over a few PBR's at Union Pool. Typically whenever the topic turns to hip-hop I just keep my mouth shut, sip my drink, and wait for the dust to clear. For me, hip-hop is the conversational equivalent to politics or religion for most people. I'm not sure why that is, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Puff Daddy. I actually grew up listening to Run DMC, N.W.A., Geto Boys and the like almost as much as I listened to Poison (almost). Somewhere along the way the genre got away from me, but from time to time I get a bit nostalgic for it. I dabbled in some Tribe Called Quest and The Roots in college, but those years were largely dominated by 2Pac and Biggie blasting over the speakers at our frat parties. From there I tried (briefly) to diversify into what I consider slightly more "authentic" hip-hop (stuff like Roots Manuva and J Dilla), but that didn't last long. All of this to say that I gave a rare listen to the seven hip-hop tracks in my iTunes library earlier this week. This was one of them, and as of this moment I am convinced that it might be the greatest hip-hop song ever written. It's Danger Mouse, it's MF Doom, it's about the cartoon characters from Adult Swim, and it's fucking awesome.

Danger Doom – Mince Meat

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Phil Cook of Megafaun told us stories about Charlie Parr.  He said the man knew the proper temperature and engine speed needed to cook a steak that was tied to the inside of the hood of a car.  He told us about Parr's brilliance and legendary status in the upper northwest portions of the country.  We saw Charlie Parr perform to a completely hushed audience at Beachland several months ago.  Brian snagged the vinyl of his (well, up until now) most recent album.  We politely asked if he needed a place to crash and he said, "No thanks.  I've got something else lined up."  That was all he said to us that night, but his music spoke much louder.  He boasts the old-school one-man-band mentality and finger picks his guitar to lofty arpeggios and the darker, burnt portions of American apple pie. My feet were squarely planted during the entire set.  His website (where you can purchase his most recent release, When the Devil Goes Blind) has the fitting header, "One Man, One Guitar, One Foot in the Grave."  Let's hope not.

Ryan at Muzzle of Bees clued us in via this post HERE, and we're not ashamed to admit the piggyback on this one.  Like Ryan, we became fans only recently, and if this is your first taste, make sure you head to Parr's website and set aside a spot next to your hearth.  You'll wear the grooves off.  Enjoy "I Dreamed I Saw Jesse James Last Night," from the album, below.

Charlie Parr – I Dreamed I Saw Jesse James Last Night

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Here We Go Magic is having an excellent 2010 to follow up a breakthrough 2009.  Their second LP, Pigeons, is well worth the few benjamins and they're all set to embark on a fall tour with Dr. Dog.  Luckily, the heavy western-state coverage still allows for one stop in Cleveland, where we love us some Dr. Dog.  The show is on October 19 at The Beachland Ballroom.  We've got a pretty steady stream of excellent shows arriving in town this fall, but be sure to sharpie-mark your calendars for this one.  HWGM has just dropped this interesting spin on Neon Indian's 2009 summer anthem, "Terminally Chill," and I'm a fan right off the bat.  Psychic Chasms got a nod on our best of 2009 list, due in large part to this track.  Enjoy this version.  You can also pick up Here We Go Magic's Pigeons from Secretly Canadian and their self-titled killer debut through Western Vinyl.

Here We Go Magic – Terminally Chill (Neon Indian Cover)

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Time flies.  Kevin and I go back to work in a mere eleven days.  As the days grow shorter and the minds of America's youth slowly turn towards school, we also get closer to the end of the summer of remixes.  We all knew that it couldn't last forever.  We've got two winners today. (And I'm certain that, for those of you who have slavishly devoted yourselves to the summer of remixes, we've got a few more in the bag before Demeter draws the curtain on this bitch.)

First up today is a GZA reworking from the bright boys over at The Hood Internet.  Anytime that somebody slips some classic Sonic Youth behind The Genius, I'm going to post it.  I'll even go a step further: any remix that has music from Our Band Could Be Your Life pushed together with any member of the Wu-Tang Clan gets the greenlight.  Fugazi x Method Man?  Yes please.  Minutemen x Raekwon?  Absolutely.  Let's make this happen, internet-based remixers. 

Following The Hood Internet, we've got sweet sounds from Canadian laptop professionals Teen Daze.  It's a down tempo remix of a Winter Gloves song and it puts me in something of a romantic mood.  Just a fair warning.

The Hood Internet – Beneath the Candle (GZA x Sonic Youth)

Winter Gloves – Plastic Slides (Teen Daze Remix)
 

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Welcome to our first Guest Lecture.  It's a new feature, wherein we'll hand over the reins of the blog to an artist we love, giving them our forum to write about a topic of their choosing.  (Yes, we ripped this idea off from another music blog; to our credit, we did come up with a cooler name for it.)  In the future, expect the occasional Guest Lecture from popular independent artists on a diverse range of topics.  In related news, if you represent and/or are Stephen Malkmus, we'd love to hear your thoughts on immigration policy or whatever.

Our inaugural guest lecture comes from Cleveland's own Dylan Baldi, the man behind Cloud Nothings.  We asked him to write about whatever tipped his canoe and he hit us wtih "5 records that I love/have influenced me that I don't see talked about enough."  We're going to guess that most of these records are new to you, so we've got links after Dylan's musings to the relevant websites for more tunes and deets.  With that, I'll cede the podium to Dylan Baldi.  Enjoy.

Departmentstore Santas – At The Medieval Castle Nineteen 100-Year Lifetimes Since, D.S.

This is a fascinating little record. Hilarious anti-hipster lyrics, super lo-fi production with Everly Brothers harmonies, repetitive song structures…it should be horrible. And it kind of is. But it’s horrible in the best way. It works the way a Beat Happening record works, with a sense of innocence that makes it really difficult to dislike.  (Good luck hunting this one down; fork over a couple hundred bucks on the ebay and you're there. Potentially.)

Departmentstore Santas – Kaleidoscope

The Scrotum Poles – Auchmithie Forever

The Scrotum Poles were a Scottish post-punk band – they sound a lot like Wire to me. But there’s something here that puts them in a different league. At first glance they’re just working-class punks, but they really had a handle on beauty in their songwriting…the song “Pick The Cat’s Eyes Out” exemplifies that, despite the title. Absolutely one of my favorite songs ever.  (Dude is spot on on this one; what I've heard, I love.  "Helicopter Honeymoon" is the bomb.  You can buy it here if you have a turntable and act fast; looks like the re-print is only 700 pressings.)

The Scrotum Poles – Pick the Cat's Eyes Out

Audacity – Power Drowning

I don’t think these kids are too big outside of California, which is pretty stupid. This record is head and shoulders above almost every other garage-punk record I’ve heard. Like a more complex Ty Segall, they really just write fantastic, super catchy pop punk songs covered in fuzz…that’s a description you can use for plenty of bands, but these guys do it the best. I think they’re all still in high school or something, too, which is great.  (This band has an "internet myspace page" which you can examine.)

Audacity – Teenage Town

Big Blood – Space Gallery Jan. 27, 2007

This is a live recording of a Big Blood show…they have tons and tons of albums but this is the one that resonates with me the most out of what I’ve heard. They’re from Maine, which I think is fairly well-represented in their music. It’s the kind of record that you really do just have to hear to know how powerful it is. They play simple folk music with some interesting instruments, and the result is often really heartbreaking and always entirely sincere.  (I'd worry about seeing this band live, in that it sounds like they're (possibly) an actual New England based cult.  More information here.)

Big Blood – The Grove (Is Hotter Than An Ocean's Oven When The Rays of Light Do Boil)

Paavoharju – Laulu Laakson Kukista

I’ll end with one of my favorite albums of all time. This album defies genre and description, which apparently means it also escaped a lot of listeners – I don’t see it talked about nearly as much as it should be. Gorgeous ambient soundscapes are followed by twisted Finnish approximations of Britney Spears, which are then followed up by digitally altered chamber music, and a couple traditional-leaning folk songs are thrown in for good measure, too. It blows my mind every time I listen to it, and I’ve listened to it a lot.  (We're going to guess that Finns are already on this one.  For folks outside of Greater Scandanavia, more information is available here.)

Paavoharju – Kevatrumpu

Big ups to Dylan and Cloud Nothings for breaking the seal on the Guest Lecture Series.  If you've been in a cave for the last six months and haven't heard "Hey Cool Kid," take the time to click play now.

Cloud Nothings – Hey Cool Kid

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Oddblood isn't one of my favorite albums of the year, but it's impossible to argue the worth of the album's solid pearl, "O.N.E."  Of course, there are plenty of fans that are still humming the tunes from this year's early release, but I'm not one of them.  Our writer James is a big fan and actually got Yeasayer tattooed on his right tricep, just underneath his GNR Lies tat.  Kidding.  I do like this track though, and basement producer and remix-extraordinaire, Teen Daze, has worked it over pretty well.  It encompasses the central nuance but fills it in with even more danceable and ass-shaking grooves.  Enjoy.

Yeasayer – O.N.E. (Teen Daze Remix)

Lazy Saturday*

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*I banged out that Blitzen Trapper review today, my baby is sleeping and I want to get a Lazy Saturday into the ether just to keep my Cal-Ripken-esque streak of Lazy Saturdays going.  As a result, there is neiither clever wordplay in the title nor broad observations about life and art.  Just two songs and a brief word of commentary on each.  Sorry.  I'm getting close to the blogosphere record for consecutive weekend posts.  Can't slip up now.

First track today comes from David Letterman's television program.  The year is 1983.  Michael Stipe still has a shit ton of hair.  It's worth tracking down the visuals on this thing so you can really wrap your brain around the earnestness with which Stipe stares at his microphone and the verve that Mills pours into his bass.  Good times. 

R.E.M. – Radio Free Europe – Live, 1983

Second up today is one of the more palatable tracks from Evil Urges.  We're a mere 17 days away from the semi-official C.D. Chicagoland My Morning Jacket Extravanganza.  I'm getting stoked.

My Morning Jacket – I'm Amazed – Live, 2008

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Wake up boys and girls.  We've got something you want to take advantage of Monday night @ The Grog Shop.

The fine folks at The Grog have offered us a pair of giveaway tickets to catch the Brooklyn act, Bear in Heaven, along with Twin Sister, this Monday night.  If you weren't planning on walking out the door Monday after work, it's probably best to rethink that strategy.   This tour has been tweeted and buzzed to hell and back across America, and we're hoping Clevelanders come out in droves to see it.  BIH  has been one of my favorite acts since Sara at Hometapes sent us the advance of Beast Rest Forth Mouth early last year.  We included their record on our Best Albums of 2009 list, and on September 14, the band is releasing a double-album version, complete with a full remix version of each track.  I caught their live show at Case Western Reserve last year, and I'm completely revved to catch it this time.  Each BIH song is an epic, swirling masterpiece.  One part electronic, one part prog-rock largeness, and one part experimental, each and every song manages to hook and mesmerize completely.  BRFM has been a mainstay on my turntable for the better part of a year.  We've not seen a lot of exposure in Cleveland, so if they are completely new to you, let's change that Monday.  Take our word for it and shake the cobwebs off for this show.  Look for the attractive ginger shaking his ass and say hi to me.

Leave us a comment in the comment section or email us directly at dicks at citizendick dot org to enter our little contest.  You don't have much time so fire away at this last minute deal.  Tell us why you want to go.  We'll pick the big winner, hopefully, sometime early Sunday.

Enjoy two of the remixed tracks from the upcoming release, and two orginal tracks from Beast Rest Forth Mouth below.

Bear in Heaven – Wholehearted Mess

Bear in Heaven – Lovesick Teenagers

Bear in Heaven – Dust Cloud (Justin K Broadrick Remix)

Bear in Heaven – Ultimate Satisfaction (The Field Remix)

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Vince, the C.D. Cultural Attache to the Lake County Embassy, is catching The Kickdrums tonight at the B-Side.  In celebration of both that event (which, if you're reading this on Monday, you can probably still make it to) and in recognition of our continuing commitment to post all available remixes of "Two Weeks," we bring you the following track.  Word.  Snag the rest of the excellent Kickdrums mixtapes here. (The track below segues into a slightly manipulated version of The Specials' "Ghost Town," so get on it.)

Grizzly Bear, Jay-Z, and The Kickdrums – Two Weeks

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I subscribed to Rolling Stone for something like 12 years, from around the time I was 15 to a few years ago.  I stopped subscribing because the magazine stopped being interesting to me; I dropped my subscription after a year where Timberlake (or some similar popular entity) was on the cover like six times.  I couldn't justify the expense anymore.  Last week, I got a copy of Rolling Stone in the mail.  I have no idea why.  It just showed up, unexplained.  I remembered how much I love David Fricke and Peter Travers, how good the political reporting can be, and how entertaining Random Notes can be.  It's weird, given that I now write for a music blog that operates (at least moderately) outside of the popular mainstream, but I'm back on board with Rolling Stone.  I don't know how the magazine found it's way back to my mail, but I'm glad it did.  (Jann, if you're reading, I'd love to have Austin Scaggs' job if you're getting tired of him.)

Two things of interest in the issue of Rolling Stone (1107) that got me back in the fold:

1.) Sting is a complete asshole.  A few choice cuts from his "Q & A," followed by my own brief. snarky comments: 

a.) "For pop music to reach me, it has to surprise every eight bars."  (Go fuck yourself.  Every eight bars?  Really?  So you want 15 tempo shifts or something in one cut?  Really?) 

b.) "The song is really about the idea of guns having a totemic magic that will attract their misuse."  (Ah, I love it when pompous cocks misapply big words.  Something totemic wouldn't invite misuse, as it connotes something positively powerful.  Read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch.) 

c.) Upon being asked "Can you go the rest of your life without playing with the Police," Gordon replies: "Why do you think that's important?"  (Um.  Because the Police were important and you're solo shit eats a bag of dicks.)  I'm probably not breaking new ground in the blogosphere by pointing out the bombast of an aging rock singer, but it makes me feel better about myself.

2.) Neil Young is playing solo gigs and absolutely laying waste to all venues in his path.  He's workshoping some new stuff, but these three tracks from olden days are amazing.  Just Neil and his ax, letting shit fly with stark and striking beauty.  Yes please.

Neil Young – Down by the River – Live, 2010

Neil Young – Ohio – Live, 2010

Neil Young – Cortez the Killer – Live, 2010

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(Editor's Note: You're reading this on July 24th, but I'm writing it on July 17th.  I'm out of town all week; kind of a no phones, no lights, no motor cars kind of thing.  I didn't want to leave you in the lurch today, so I'm writing ahead of time.  If something crazy happened in the last seven days, like Mel Gibson converted to Judaism or whatever, I won't be touching on that today, given my lack of a device for reliably seeing the future.  For reals.)

It's hard to overstate how much I love Violent Femmes.  Their self-titled debut came out in 1982, well before I had anything like autonomous muscial consciousness (I was four).  The cassette tape (as far as I can guesstimate) came into my possession in or around the summer/fall of 1994.  I don't remember the circumstances involved that led me to buy the tape, but I do remember listening to that cassette over and over and over when I started to drive.  (I've written it before, but it bears repeating; for the first five or so years that I drove, I drove a 1989 Plymouth Acclaim.  I carried four cassette tapes: REM’s Document, the soundtrack to Repo Man, the first Violent Femmes album, and Led Zeppelin II. It was one of those or the radio.)  Violent Femmes might be the perfect record for the bookish high school kid.  Shit, Gordon Gano sang what I thought of as my life on that record.  Kevin and James listened to hair metal in high school, presumably because they played football and scored with chicks.  I read Ray Bradbury, talked to five people, and put my stock in Gano and Stipe.  Mike (I'd argue) speaks to the romantic at the heart of every dork; Gordon speaks to the brooding depressive, the last picked kid in gym class who doesn't think things are going to change (at least on that first record; I mean "I'm so lonely/feel like I'm gonna crawl away and die" isn't even the most depressing lyric on the record, which is certainly saying something). 

All this to introduce the fact that I turn 32 this summer.  The last time I shouted the lyrics to "Add It Up" in my car (three days ago, for the record), it hit me that I've been listening to Violent Femmes for longer than I haven't.  I didn't have that record (or cassette, or "mp3," or whatever) in my life for my first sixteen years on the planet.  I've now had that record coursing through my brain for more than half my life.  Mrs. Citizen and I have always put a lot of stock in those kinds of dates (for instance, we'll have been married longer than we haven't been married in June of 2023, which is crazy).  That record (and, obviously, the band itself and the records that came after it, most notably Hallowed Ground, but also Why Do Birds Sing?) has shepherded me through the greater part of my adult life.  Weird shit.  To commemorate my half-life-averssary with Violent Femmes, we've got two of the best tracks, live from 1984.  (In related news, neither of them are "Blister in the Sun," which is kind of like "Love Her Madly," as far as that goes.)

Violent Femmes – Promise – Live, 1984

Violent Femmes – Kiss Off – Live, 1984

To close out today, as promised in the run-up to my jaunt to Chicago, we've got some live MMJ.  If you are on the way to the Notherly Island on August 17th as well, first Old Style is on you.

My Morning Jacket – Dancefloors – Live, 2008

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Hidden is hugely one of the more complex and ambitious efforts of 2010, and These New Puritans has always been able to stretch the parameters of normalcy and comfort into strangely listenable audio.  It's a shame that SALEM didn't remix "Three-Thousand," because that's easily one of my favorite tracks of the year.  Nonetheless, SALEM has taken the near vaudevillian arrangement of "Hologram" and morphed it into a Fantasia meets "Straight Outta Compton" kinda thing. I realize the buzz surrounding SALEM, but all this has done is forced me back into These New Puritans.  Thanks, SALEM.

These New Puritans – Hologram (SALEM Remix)

This is embarrassing.

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Remember when I told you a couple of days ago that, in the summer, for teachers, every day is Saturday.  We get operational proof of that today.  I rolled out of the rack this morning, fed the littlest Dick, put on a pot of coffee, put the littlest Dick down for a nap, and fired up the computer to check my electronic mail.  The first memo was this one, from our own Diamond Jim, reprinted here in its entirety:

"Please post a lazy Saturday. That is all."

I forgot that this was actually Saturday.  Totally slipped my mind.  My halcyon days of summer have bled together to such a degree that I am now officially unable to identify the days of the week.  Crazy times.  I haven't quite slipped to this level, but I think I'm close. 

It was a big week for shows at Citizen Dick's Cleveland campus.  On Sunday, Kevin and I took in Indianapolis's We Are Hex at the Happy Dog.  We were expecting a raucous, noisy affair and were not disappointed.  Frontwoman Jilly Weiis is a whirling dervish of energy, bounding across the stage, standing on tables, throwing shit, and (through it all) absolutely wailing out impassioned vocals.  There's a good bit of Karen O in her stage presence, I'd argue, but that's the sort of sincere, powerful delivery that translates really well in a small venue (and probably in a larger venue as well; but in the intimate setting, you get the added bonus of being close to the energy, which is always good.).  The rest of the quartet fills out We Are Hex's sound with a pummeling, yet diverse, post-punk cacophony.  Matt Hagan (guitars) had a shit ton of pedals and squeaked a wide array of tortured noises and squeals from his ax.  Trevor Wathen (bass), produced a series of killer lines and probably would have been the focus of attention if Jilly wasn't rattling about.  Overall, the show was outstanding, recalling a broad range of bands over the course of the set (I swear to Christ that I heard the bass riff from "Psycho Killer" in the closing strains of the last song of the set).  If We Are Hex gets close to your neighborhood, it's certainly worth the trip out.  Wear a shirt you don't mind sweating through.  (Editor's Note: Kevin took video with his fancy new iphone, but couldn't sort out how to transpose that to the interwebs.  He had much better luck at the next show we'll discuss, but we are sadly without video from the Happy Dog.  In the stead of visuals, however, we've got another killer track from We Are Hex's recently released sophomore record.  Enjoy.)

We Are Hex – Birthplace of the Mystics

On Tuesday, Kevin, Rob, Vince (C.D.Attache to the Lake County Embassy), and I caught Sleigh Bells.  Rob's been pushing Treats on me for a good while and been extolling the virtues of Sleigh Bells in this forum for a good long while.  They were as good as advertised.  Strobe lights, hair metal histrionics, and sweat defined the set for me.  I don't think I have to sell you on Sleigh Bells at this point, right?  They're good.  Kevin had worked out his technical issues by this point, so we can give you a perfect display of the anarchy that is "Infinity Guitars."  Shit yeah.  Also, Alexis said that we were the best crowd ever.  She probably says that to all the crowds, but I blushed anyway.

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It's been a while since we first reviewed Floating Action, but it's a record from last year that I find myself appreciating more as time passes.  When a track from that record pops up on the random play, I always smile.  I liked the record at the time and then kind of stopped thinking about it.  My bad.  (Grammar Note: Shouldn't this song be "I Bleed Easily?"  It should, right?  What would it even mean if "easy" was a predicate adjective here?  Discuss.)

Floating Action – I Bleed Easy – Live

Lastly today, Mrs. Citizen came through with the world's greatest anniversary present.  On August 17, the C.D.Attache to the Lake County Embassy (Vince) and I will travel to Chicago, stay with Acting C.D. Chicagoland Adviser (N.B.) and take in My Morning Jacket.  We're also going to play some disc golf, catch a Cubs game and, in general, raise a little bit of Hell.  In the run-up to that weekend, I'll throw some MMJ at'cha, just to prime my own brain.  Word.

My Morning Jacket – The Dark – Live

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The summer of remixes, begrudgingly, continues around these parts.  How to Dress Well, to me, is an extension of the glo-fi movement, but there's something darkly sinister and unique about it with Twin Sister at the helm.  This isn't metaphysical poetry here, but it's not Lincoln Logs either.  It's relaxing, and no doubt, our writer Brian will be all over this.  I'm putting this on background loop as I clean the kitchen. It beats the cats meowing….

Also, welcome officially to our new site re-design.  Let us know if you see any random weirdness or have any suggestions.

How to Dress Well – Ready for the World (Twin Sister Remix)

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I'm sitting here enjoying my coffee at Loop here in Tremont, and the daunting task of getting back into the swing of things at Citizen Dick involves getting up to speed with local things going on here in Cleveland.  James is busy in Brooklyn, and we're over here sorting through all the LeBron James muck for signs of life.  Luckily, starting on July 14th, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame begins their annual Summer in the City concert series.  Last year, Akron/Family zapped every last bit of oxygen out of the Cleveland lakeside air, and we're stoked to see an even heftier lineup of shows this year.

Here's the lineup:

Wednesday, July 14 – Carolina Chocolate Drops with Lighthouse and the Whaler

Wednesday, July 21 – Free Energy with Founding Fathers

Wednesday, August 11 – Deer Tick (Yeah!)  with The Modern Electric (Double Yeah!)

Wednesday, August 18 – Trans Am with Megachurch

Sign us up immediately for the Carolina Chocolate Drops and Deer Tick show.  The Modern Electric playing at The Rock Hall?  Are you kidding?

Here are a few MP3's of the bands to whet your appetite.  Stay tuned for more info as the dates near.

Free Energy – Hope Child

Carolina Chocolate Drops – Cindy Gal

Deer Tick – Dead Flowers (Rolling Stones Cover)

The Modern Electric – As Sharp As Knives

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(Editor's note:  I only have three things to say about it:  1.) I told you that was going to be some seriously self-aggrandizing shit. You knew it was going south (lit. and fig.) when the stentorian announcer paid homage to the king over a series of highlights to kick off the festivities.  "Where will the greatest person who ever lived decide to play basketball?  The world will find out in mere minutes."  Suck it.  2.) Miami is not going to be very good next year.  Chris Bosh isn't as amazing as he thinks he is.  Dwyane (sp?) Wade's middle name is Penny Hardaway.  LeBron James, while phenomenally gifted, won't be able to cram his ginormous ego into the arena and he'll still shrink from big moments (see Game Five).  And I'm on their depth chart at center.  Mark this down: somewhere between 50 and 55 wins and a second round playoff exit.  3.) I'm proud to be a Clevelander.  I love this city unconditionally and the presence or absence of a 25 year old douchebag doesn't factor into it.  We still have a whole mess of douchebags in the Warehouse District, so I think we'll be fine.  Go Cavs.)

Not a ton of introduction for the live tracks today; I just grabbed a couple of things that rule off of the sheld.  Enjoy.  First off, I felt like some Akron/Family.  I like the tenuous titular link to recent current events and these cats always cheer me up when I'm feeling a touch bleak.

Akron/Family – Phenomena – Live

I've been pushing this track on strangers for a while.  It's sad and thoughtful and perfect.  This live version is particularly praiseworthy.

Magnolia Electric Co. – Whip-poor-will – Live

To wrap things up today, we've got another entrant in the Summer of Remix.  Remember last year, when it seemed like everybody was doing something freaky with "Two Weeks?"  This summer, the track that everybody wants to mess about with appears to be Local Natives' "Wide Eyes."  Given that the best description of the band that I've heard is "sort of a west coast Grizzly Bear," their remixability makes some sense.  (Sidebar:  the quote comes from P4K . What does it mean that I quoted those cats?  Am I slipping?  Am I selling out?  I could probably count the number of people who know the answers to those questions on one hand.)  We've already posted this and this, but today's blast might be the best, if not the most danceable.  This one comes from the laptop of Fool's Gold's Lewis Pesacov.  While touring with Local Natives he "couldn't help but envision it as a southern rap joint, with its half-time drums and deep-azz bass-line."  Agreed.  This one even has a rap verse.  Good times.  Fool's Gold continue to tour; I'm optimistic that more remixes are on the way.

Local Natives – Wide Eyes (Fool's Gold Remix feat. Aristotle Pop A Bottle)

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Sure we're a music blog, but today is LeBron's day and the rest of us are just waiting until 9 PM EDT. Though I generally concur with Brian's comments earlier and am well aware of the absurdity of this entire situation, I still can't pull myself away from hysteria. Collectively, we all have a vested interest in the outcome of tonight's shenanigans: three of us currently reside in Cleveland, I am a New Yorker via Chicago currently living in Brooklyn, and all four of us (I assume) hate Miami.

Say what you will about the Summer of LeBron, but at this point it's beyond anyone's control. The economy is still failing, there is more oil than water in the Gulf, the sun is melting most of the east coast, and all anyone can talk about is which professional basketball organization will be granted the honor of paying a 25-year-old egomaniac upwards of $120 million to play a game. Luckily this will all be over soon, but in the meantime I have compiled a playlist (with commentary) featuring all of the teams and cities involved in this spectacle. So at least we have something to listen to as we sit on the edges of our collective seats for the next nine hours…

Cleveland Cavaliers – Staying in Cleveland is the only option if LeBron wants to avoid being a complete villain. The problem is he would be coming back to the same team (minus Shaq) that hasn't been able to get it done the last three seasons. Clearly he wants to stay, as evidenced by his lobbying for Bosh, but if winning is the goal it will be hard for him to return. Signing on for another five to six years would require a leap of faith in the Cavs' ability to improve their roster in the very near future, but a big part of me wants to see it happen.

All-Time Quarterback – Cleveland

New Jersey (Brooklyn) Nets – Though I would love to see him stay in Cleveland, If LeBron is going to leave I would prefer to see him in a Nets uniform. I can't really back that up from a basketball perspective, and I highly doubt it will happen, but I am walking distance from the new arena being built for them in Brooklyn. It's unlikely that he would want to go to a rebuilding team, but the possibility of single-handedly putting sports back on the map in Brooklyn (and hanging with Jay-Z) could be appealing.

Marvin Gaye vs. Jay-Z + Lil' Wayne – Hello, Brooklyn

Miami Heat – As of press time, most experts are considering Miami the favorite. I happen to think that no matter how many rings James wins in South Beach, doing it on a glorified all-star team would tarnish his legacy. If we have learned anything about LeBron over the last month, it should be that he is far too selfish to share the spotlight with Wade and Bosh. For that reason alone, I think James in a Heat jersey is almost as ridiculous as this song.

LMFAO – I'm In Miami Trick

New York Knicks – The Knicks are definitely still in the thick of things, despite having the weakest roster of the five teams in contention. If New York lands LeBron it will be based solely on the potential for off-court dollars and the allure of playing in the spotlight. They could be a contender a year or so down the road, especially if they land Carmelo Anthony or another big name next summer, but basing a decision on that could be a risky endeavor.

Sex Pistols – New York

Chicago Bulls – At this point Chicago seems like a long shot, though it's likely that they would provide The King with his best shot at winning a title now and over the next few years. The shadow of Jordan could be plus or a minus depending on how you look at it, but the Bulls would be a legit title contender immediately and (maybe more importantly) James would be the unquestioned star on the team.

Sufjan Stevens vs. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps to Chicago

I am omitting Los Angeles from the list because the Clippers have absolutely no shot. I'd feel sorry for our Los Angeleno readers, but they already have Kobe and I'm pretty sure most of them aren't even aware that the Clippers play in the same town. As a consolation prize, I'm going to throw some Tupac at you anyway.

Tupac Shakur – To Live And Die In L.A.

Feel free to get at us in the comments section you have any thoughts, rants, or rumors to share.