Kevin
Citizen Kevin was a child table tennis prodigy, once ranked as high as twelfth in the national under-fifteen rankings; he flew too close to the sun, however, and washed out of the competitive table tennis scene before he reached college. You can still find him at local pong parlors, quietly taking apart pensioners with his lobs and cross court passes.
Needing something to fill the void the table left in his life, Kevin turned to education and is currently gainfully employed teaching America’s youth about semi-colons and symbolism.
He enjoys “rock and roll” music.
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