Rob invented Windows.  (Not the things that keep rain out of your house, but the “computer” program.)  Sadly, he had a horrible falling out with Bill Gates (over a broad, no less) and, despite multiple attempts to secure his provenance, has received no credit or remuneration for his programming prowess.  Help us out by sending Bill Gates a personal e-mail pleading on Rob’s behalf.

Rob’s  gluten-free and enjoys the “garage” rock.

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